Of Alts and Dragonmaw Orcs

Today marked the third time I’ve embarked on a vacation in Shadowmoon Valley. Home to desperately lonely mobs that rarely see action, some sort of abandoned Black Temple and of course some hilarious Dragonmaw Orcs doing what they do best: spouting out some the funniest quotes in the game … and bending dragons to their will (or this case, Netherwing drakes). Now before you boggle your pretty little minds off, you might just realize what exactly that means.

Those Dragonmaw are funny, funny orcs … WHY IT PUT DA BOOTERANG ON DA SKIN? WHY???

I know, right? Hilarious. I still get a kick when I’m grinding out Netherwing reputation. Oh, OOPS! I let the cat out-of-the-bag. Well, if you were astute you already would have known where I was going with my vacay in Shadowmoon Valley. Today I managed to get my Draenei mage exalted with Stormwind to save 250 gold on 280% flying after months of toughing it out with regular old slow flying. Sure it isn’t as slow as it used to be, but it is still slowwwwww.


I love that one, but let’s get back on topic, shall we?

As soon as my mage got her epic flying she packed her bags for Outlands and she ain’t coming back until she has the reins of a Netherdrake. It’s a really good thing that she spent a good 45’sh minutes yesterday morning hunting brightly-colored eggs to obtain 100 chocolates to buy the Tome of Polymorph: Rabbit. It was somewhat stressful especially as the morning drug on and the number of egg campers kept growing, but she persevered and got it done. Now she is free to spend all the time she needs to get her Netherdrake before returning to Cataclysm content.

What color drake are you going to get?

I assume you meant to ask which color is she going to ride since she’ll definitely be buying all of the different reins. Also, why do I keep referring to my mage in the third person? Anyhoo … to answer your question I’m probably going to ride the violet one the most, but I may just end up making a macro to randomly select a drake. At least until I make a flying carpet, then I’ll probably just limit the macro to a couple netherdrakes and the carpet.

Well, that’s all I got for tonight. I have yet to decide on whether or not I’m going to go for my third Skybreaker Whip. Yes, that’s right. I’m crazy enough to go for it a third time even though it doesn’t do anything anymore ^^;